Hamlet's Blog: To be or Not To Be (Post #2)

I was right!!!!

I WAS RIGHT!!!!

Oh, my prophetice soul! I can seeee the FUTURE!!!!

I saw the ghost last night. I went with Horatio and two random soldiers out onto the battlements to wait for it and at midnight...

it came.

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

But--

--first, Horatio and the two dumb guards all whined and moaned that it was cold. Wusses. Then we talked about my dad and how he was so valiant and so strong and how he kicked Fortinbras' fat butt back to Norway... *sob, sob* I really miss you daddy.

And then...

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

The GHOST came.

Tadaah!!!

This is how the ghost looked like:

Horatio and the two dumb guards tried to stop me from seeing the ghost but I ran off and they couldn't follow me. Seriously people, what kind of guards are these, cannot even run after some crazy fella like me? No wonder something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

And as for the ghost... it was my father. It looked like him and spoke like him and wore his armour... I'm sure it was him, not some evil demon who wants to mislead me. And my poor daddy... he has to suffer in purgatory where he will pay for his sins. My poor daddy *sniff sniff*. But I still love you daddy...

Yeah, anyway, he's gonna be stuck there for a while. And he's pissed at Uncle Claud because he killed him. While he was asleep. In the garden. Apparently Uncle Claud killed him by pouring poison in his ears. Ew...

And Uncle Claud is a wuss. A craven hearted coward. CAn't he fight my father face to face for the throne? How dare he call himself a man if he cannot fight another man face to face in a duel, instead of poisoning people.

COWARD!!!!!

And he's also very sad because mum married Uncle Claud. But he made me promise not to hurt her because it will be God who will punish her for being unfaithful and incestuous. Besides, it's not gentlemanly to hit a girl/woman.

Here's my daddy again:

So in the end, I promised my daday that I will take revenge for him. That I will avenge his death. That Uncle Claud will die for his treachery.

And then daddy disappeared. Waaaah!!! *sob sob* Daddy... will I ever see you again? *sniffles*

Finally, Horatio and the two dumb guards caught up. They said they gout lost or something. So stupid one, this people. What lah, here also can get lost! Why I speaking in Manglish, one?

Ahem-hem.

I made them swear on my sword to never speak of this incident again or I will hunt them down and kill them (muahaha!!) They didn't want to do so, at first, but then daddy did his spooky voice and scared them so much that they did as I ordered them to (and I think that one of the dumb guards --Marcellus, I think-- pissed his pants). And then, I told Horatio about my ingenius plan.

I will...

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

PRETEND TO BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

It's an amazing plan! I'm a genius! Praise me everyone!!!!

I! AM! AWESOME!!!!!

And as for you, Uncle Claudius...

be afraid, be very afraid....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

REVENGE WILL BE MINE...

Your Royal emo-ness,
Prince Hamlet

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Note from Simone: Shakespeare was a real dirty b*#@ %^+.

Check out here to see how many dirty jokes he put in his plays: dirty old Shakespeare.

Have a nice weekend!

Hamlet's Blog: To Be or Not To Be (Post #1)

Hi. Hamlet here.

Life is suckish. Today was my mother's wedding with MY UNCLE!!!! (Don't they understand how gross that is? And I can't believe that the priest actually allowed them to marry, they must have bribed him or something.) Anyway, I think my dad is probably turning in his grave.

My dad. *sobsob* My dad is dead. It's already been a month since his death but -but *sniff* I STILL can't get over it...
Who will tuck me into bed and read me stories before I go to sleep now ? Certainly NOT Uncle Claud. When I asked him once, he told that I was a big baby because I needed a someone to tuck me in and read to me. And he took away my nightlight and laughed when I told him that the monsters under my bed would eat me. Said that it was good riddance.

I HATE HIM!!!!!

*pout*

Anyway, I didn't go for their wedding. I spent the whole time angsting in the bathroom and contemplating suicide.

Only when the wedding was almost over I came out and watched him give some stupid speech about how he missed my dad (yeah, right) and how he was so happy about marrying my mom (I'm sure you are you horny ass) and how he had plans to deal with the problem of Fortinbras (yeah, like he has any kind of knowledge of politics; it's potty Polonius who is doing all the work).
And then Laertes sucked up to him and asked him if he could return to Paris. He said it was to study but I know that he actually has a girlfriend there. Three girlfriends actually. Ophelia told me.

And then he talked to me and told me to stay even though I had plans to continue my studies. I pretended not to hear him but then my mom asked me to stay to and I decided to obey her because she is my mom and I didn't want to leave her alone with this bastard.

So I said I would stay. Now I'm doomed.

Anyway, they went off to get drunk amd stuff so I stayed behind in the hall as everyone left.

And then I think I started ranting or something. I can't remember. I now it was something about incest (or was it insects?) and satyrs and gardening and weeds or something. And women. And stuff. I'm sure. I think the blood loss made me lightheaded (I cut my wrists again in the bathroom).

Then Horatio came in and said he saw my father. Actually it was a ghost that looked like my father. I don't think he is lying because he looked scared and he's a very rational and sensible person. Not like those stupid supersticious guards. I am going to the guardpost with him tonight to see it for myself. After all I had a bad feeling about my dad's death and this ghost might give me some answers.

Wish me luck, people of Denmark.

Your Royal Emo-ness,
Prince Hamlet the Second

P. S. At the top of this post are pictures that I took of myself in the bathroom while I was emo-ing. Handsome, right?

Dear CLASSMATES

I love all of you *hugs all*

THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR BEING THE BEST BUNCH OF PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET!

Thank you for the cake & for gathering the whole class for Burger King lunch.

I super love all of you!!!

*hugs*

this includes Jinno who came for lunch and hid behind Maeve.. HOW COULD YOU JINNO?!?!? YOU LIED TO POOR ANCHELAHH. Okay. Kidding. HAHAHAHA

I'm just happy and glad that we are all classmates.

PL2 ROCKS YO!

Thank you F1 (WenShen) & Irene for organising everything.
Mwahhhhhh.

Thank you, Marcus for the blog post. =)




Angela Lim

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGELA,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGELA.. HAHA.. xD

From
Marcus

Hi everyone.

In order to keep this blog from dying a terrible, horrible death (Blog: Argghh! I'm dying from neglect here! Help! Heeeellpppp meeee! HEEEELLLLPPP MMMEEEE! *Collapses while clutching heart, gasps and moans. Then dies.*) I'll post something. Pardon the theatrics. ^_~

First shout out to:

1) Jinno and Steph!!! Hi!!! Sorry didn't contact you guys for so long! How are you? And you're welcome about the earrings. Glad you like them!
To Jinno: Hope you're enjoying your studies!
To Steph: You have a job, right? Hope it's going well.

2) Yay to 'Hamlet'! The biggest emo in literature history. (I mean seriously dude, get a life!) And to our new class couple: Hamlet (Miguel) and Ophelia (Onion)! And to 'Hamlet' in Manglish! Poor Mr. Goncang Lembing (Shake - speare. Get it? I know, it's lame.) is probably turning in his grave.

3) And chairman Mao returned last Thursday and has a lot of catching up to do with his studies. Good luck!

4) And to everyone else, hi! Hihihihihihihihihi! You guys are a great class! *hugs*

5) And, as it has probably become very obvious now that you're reading this, yours truly is currently very hyper! Yeah, so sorry if I offended anyone. No hard feelings, right? (coffee+3 hrs of internet=very hyper Simone) XD

HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!!!

LUL?!

O.O?

It died?

How's everyone doing? x)

WOOT!

I miss Simone though. I didn't get to see her since her Barbecue.

I wanna thank Simone again for those earrings. It's really pretty! XD

And also, I'm sorry for saying thank you so late.

Was hesitating if I should still post here. O:

THANK YOU SIMONE!!!

and

I hope you all are having fun each day. Always be healthy and happy.

LOL (Lots of love) My dad taught me that.

A Special Special Update

Haha.

Look's I'm spamming at the class blog again. :P

Okay, so it's Tuesday morning and all of you are in LAW class (expect for WenShen who is at Melbourne...) so I decided to update our blog that has been dead for a while now.

1st things 1st


"Happy Belated Birthday, Terri"

xD Sorry I didn't post this up earlier.
& I know our 'surprise' birthday cake didn't turn up as a real surprise cause it was VERY VERY obvious. xD but I hoped you enjoyed it and it was out class' first fruit cake. *beams*

2ndly,
I don't know if its me or what but people, study hard for our upcoming trials. If you need any help or anything, you should always ask the lecturer's about your queries. Assistance wil be given as it is always available.

3rd,
Can someone but me please update this blog? LOL. and BTWBTW, JiaVen will be visiting us sometime this week (most likely tmrw or Friday) so let's all have lunch together aight? =D



Love
Angela