Oh My Pretty Pretty Hamlet I Love You....

I lie awake at night
See things in black and white
I got only you inside my mind
You know you have made me blind
I lie awake and pray
That you will look my way
I have all this longing in my heart
I knew it right from the start
Oh my pretty pretty boy
I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy you're mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay Right beside you
I used to write your name
I'll put it in a frame
And sometimes I think I hear you call
Right from my bedroom wall
You stay a little while
And touch me with your smile
And what can I say to make you mine
To reach out for you in time
Oh my pretty pretty boyI love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy you're mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside Make me stay Right beside you
Oh pretty boy pretty boy pretty boy
Say you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boyI love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy you're mineJust tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside Make me stay, right beside you.

~Endless Love~ FROM ~Ophelia~

KIMCHI

As you can see, I must have had a pretty good meal, no?

This is just too adorable to not post up. :D

Don't say I didn't warn you before I took the picture. XD

Kim is blur in BOTH the pictures. Amazing.

Everything about my face is not right. Hmpf. Ugly lor.

Wishing all you PL2-ians all the best for your trials. Just give it your all. (: HEE! See you guys soon!

<3

Hamlet's Blog: To be or Not To Be (Post #2)

I was right!!!!

I WAS RIGHT!!!!

Oh, my prophetice soul! I can seeee the FUTURE!!!!

I saw the ghost last night. I went with Horatio and two random soldiers out onto the battlements to wait for it and at midnight...

it came.

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

But--

--first, Horatio and the two dumb guards all whined and moaned that it was cold. Wusses. Then we talked about my dad and how he was so valiant and so strong and how he kicked Fortinbras' fat butt back to Norway... *sob, sob* I really miss you daddy.

And then...

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

The GHOST came.

Tadaah!!!

This is how the ghost looked like:

Horatio and the two dumb guards tried to stop me from seeing the ghost but I ran off and they couldn't follow me. Seriously people, what kind of guards are these, cannot even run after some crazy fella like me? No wonder something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

And as for the ghost... it was my father. It looked like him and spoke like him and wore his armour... I'm sure it was him, not some evil demon who wants to mislead me. And my poor daddy... he has to suffer in purgatory where he will pay for his sins. My poor daddy *sniff sniff*. But I still love you daddy...

Yeah, anyway, he's gonna be stuck there for a while. And he's pissed at Uncle Claud because he killed him. While he was asleep. In the garden. Apparently Uncle Claud killed him by pouring poison in his ears. Ew...

And Uncle Claud is a wuss. A craven hearted coward. CAn't he fight my father face to face for the throne? How dare he call himself a man if he cannot fight another man face to face in a duel, instead of poisoning people.

COWARD!!!!!

And he's also very sad because mum married Uncle Claud. But he made me promise not to hurt her because it will be God who will punish her for being unfaithful and incestuous. Besides, it's not gentlemanly to hit a girl/woman.

Here's my daddy again:

So in the end, I promised my daday that I will take revenge for him. That I will avenge his death. That Uncle Claud will die for his treachery.

And then daddy disappeared. Waaaah!!! *sob sob* Daddy... will I ever see you again? *sniffles*

Finally, Horatio and the two dumb guards caught up. They said they gout lost or something. So stupid one, this people. What lah, here also can get lost! Why I speaking in Manglish, one?

Ahem-hem.

I made them swear on my sword to never speak of this incident again or I will hunt them down and kill them (muahaha!!) They didn't want to do so, at first, but then daddy did his spooky voice and scared them so much that they did as I ordered them to (and I think that one of the dumb guards --Marcellus, I think-- pissed his pants). And then, I told Horatio about my ingenius plan.

I will...

(cue dramatic music) Dundundundun...

PRETEND TO BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

It's an amazing plan! I'm a genius! Praise me everyone!!!!

I! AM! AWESOME!!!!!

And as for you, Uncle Claudius...

be afraid, be very afraid....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

REVENGE WILL BE MINE...

Your Royal emo-ness,
Prince Hamlet

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Note from Simone: Shakespeare was a real dirty b*#@ %^+.

Check out here to see how many dirty jokes he put in his plays: dirty old Shakespeare.

Have a nice weekend!

Hamlet's Blog: To Be or Not To Be (Post #1)

Hi. Hamlet here.

Life is suckish. Today was my mother's wedding with MY UNCLE!!!! (Don't they understand how gross that is? And I can't believe that the priest actually allowed them to marry, they must have bribed him or something.) Anyway, I think my dad is probably turning in his grave.

My dad. *sobsob* My dad is dead. It's already been a month since his death but -but *sniff* I STILL can't get over it...
Who will tuck me into bed and read me stories before I go to sleep now ? Certainly NOT Uncle Claud. When I asked him once, he told that I was a big baby because I needed a someone to tuck me in and read to me. And he took away my nightlight and laughed when I told him that the monsters under my bed would eat me. Said that it was good riddance.

I HATE HIM!!!!!

*pout*

Anyway, I didn't go for their wedding. I spent the whole time angsting in the bathroom and contemplating suicide.

Only when the wedding was almost over I came out and watched him give some stupid speech about how he missed my dad (yeah, right) and how he was so happy about marrying my mom (I'm sure you are you horny ass) and how he had plans to deal with the problem of Fortinbras (yeah, like he has any kind of knowledge of politics; it's potty Polonius who is doing all the work).
And then Laertes sucked up to him and asked him if he could return to Paris. He said it was to study but I know that he actually has a girlfriend there. Three girlfriends actually. Ophelia told me.

And then he talked to me and told me to stay even though I had plans to continue my studies. I pretended not to hear him but then my mom asked me to stay to and I decided to obey her because she is my mom and I didn't want to leave her alone with this bastard.

So I said I would stay. Now I'm doomed.

Anyway, they went off to get drunk amd stuff so I stayed behind in the hall as everyone left.

And then I think I started ranting or something. I can't remember. I now it was something about incest (or was it insects?) and satyrs and gardening and weeds or something. And women. And stuff. I'm sure. I think the blood loss made me lightheaded (I cut my wrists again in the bathroom).

Then Horatio came in and said he saw my father. Actually it was a ghost that looked like my father. I don't think he is lying because he looked scared and he's a very rational and sensible person. Not like those stupid supersticious guards. I am going to the guardpost with him tonight to see it for myself. After all I had a bad feeling about my dad's death and this ghost might give me some answers.

Wish me luck, people of Denmark.

Your Royal Emo-ness,
Prince Hamlet the Second

P. S. At the top of this post are pictures that I took of myself in the bathroom while I was emo-ing. Handsome, right?

Dear CLASSMATES

I love all of you *hugs all*

THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR BEING THE BEST BUNCH OF PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET!

Thank you for the cake & for gathering the whole class for Burger King lunch.

I super love all of you!!!

*hugs*

this includes Jinno who came for lunch and hid behind Maeve.. HOW COULD YOU JINNO?!?!? YOU LIED TO POOR ANCHELAHH. Okay. Kidding. HAHAHAHA

I'm just happy and glad that we are all classmates.

PL2 ROCKS YO!

Thank you F1 (WenShen) & Irene for organising everything.
Mwahhhhhh.

Thank you, Marcus for the blog post. =)




Angela Lim